Trenderhoof is always looking for new and bizarre attractions to write about. When the Ponyville Spa starts offering a new type of massage therapy, Trenderhoof boldly goes despite it being veiled in secrecy. Unfortunately, he finds it to be a bit more "scaly" than he might be used to. It seems Aloe and Lotus have some insidious plans for him...

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