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A fat, balding, middle-aged government worker is hoodwinked by a strange shopkeeper into putting on a mysterious hat that grants him magical powers and sends him to Equestria..
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Herbert Wilkinson, an experienced government drone, makes the mistake of putting on a strange hat that a loony shopkeeper gives him.

Now, he is the Greengrocer, a villain with awesome powers over fruit and vegetables that he plans to use for his new-found goal:

The complete, and economical, subjugation of the new land he finds himself in.

The most villainous League of Humans Acting Villainous fic you'll ever read, I swear on me mum.

Teen
Complete
Comedy

9,177 words: Estimated 37 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

1 Chapter:

  1. Malicious Melons and Villainous Veggies [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 25th, 2015
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Published Jun 24th, 2015

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