Sometimes you should really watch what you say around statues... They might be listening....
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After committing a series of crimes that he may or may not have actually done, Bob is turned into a statue, sentenced to fours days of endless nightmares...
If you can call watching ponies doing weird, gross, adorable, and uncalled for things to each other nightmarish.
Which Bob does...
Warning:
Contains inappropriate jokes, statue humor, science, fo-dangales, and polly-winks.
A fic in which I'm surprised that no ones ever done :/
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I will never be sorry... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2014
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Day One: It's Always Fun [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 28th, 2014
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Day Two: F U [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 7th, 2014
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Day Three: ...Kinda Gotta Pee [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 12th, 2014
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Day Four: No More [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 1st, 2014
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