You wake up on Christmas morning to discover that Derpy has decided to pay you a visit. Since reality is apparently out to lunch, you roll with it.

Yeah, this is basically a goofy little thing I wrote as a Christmas present for one of my friends, and I figured someone else might be mildly amused by it, so I thought I'd put it up here. It's hardly my best work, but it was fun to write. If you expect something that makes the least bit of sense, look elsewhere.

And this is probably the only time you're ever going to see me writing a 2nd person, present tense story. :p